Long ago… but also maybe like yesturday… Cerpter Amuricuh wuz born.

One day, Captn Americuh wuz doin’ his reguler shild yeets, but sumhow it bonked off a microwav and hit the Federal Rezerv.

This openned a wormhol to the Meme-Verse, and from the flames of freedim, a new heroe emerjed…